Pete Yoghurty

We're not entirely sure we're buying the story that "Pete is now totally clean", but are still interested in the claims of Adam Ficek about the band's love of healthy fruit:

"The problem comes when they try to palm us off with concentrate, that's when windows get smashed. It's bad when they give us non-organic fruit when they say it is organic. You can taste the pH level in the soil."

Um... the acidity or otherwise of the soil is no indication of whether the product is organic or not, Adam, as different soils have different levels of acidity naturally. Still, we bet the dealers know that Pete only wants crack grown in natural nutrients.