"I love that beehive she wears, I love her tattoos, I'd lick her toes.
"I'm in love with Amy, I'd like to lick the inside of her hair - I'd probably find KFC stuck in it. I'd even lick the gap in her teeth. Ever yone knows I've got a good tongue!"
"I'm in love with Amy, I'd like to lick the inside of her hair - I'd probably find KFC stuck in it. I'd even lick the gap in her teeth. Ever yone knows I've got a good tongue!"
You might have a good tongue, David, but it's a pity it keeps flapping about making noises like that which, clearly, hadn't been signed off by your brain.
ITV must be kicking themselves for dropping this talent. What better way to fill the gap left by Parkinson than with a new series of 'David Gest Scares The Shit Out Of...'?
ReplyDelete"This week, David Gest Scares The Shit Out Of Kelly Osbourne and Emma Watson. Plus music (and a mental note to increase security) from Katie Melua".