Ditto: now she's coming for Kirstie & Phil

Credit where it's due: this is quite a good gag on house prices from Beth Ditto:

"Posh and Becks even moved because they were too poor to buy a house here [in the UK].

"Do you know what the pound is compared to the dollar? No, way.'"

Of course, we're not quite clear how it fits with her downhome image to be worrying about property prices. Beth seems to suddenly realise that, too:

"I don't have the money to buy a house or the sanity, geeze-louise!"