A decade too late, Geri

That Geri Halliwell is having singing lessons is encouraging to all of us - you're never too old, it seems, to try and develop a talent you've never had before.

But let's take a moment to enjoy the majesty of Raj Singh's introduction to his story:

GERI HALLIWELL wants 2 Become 1 of the best SPICE GIRLS for their reunion tour.

We bet it was a toss up between that and "Geri Wannabe the best...". But "one of the best Spice Girls"? Doesn't she just need to turn up to be in the top five?