Thursday, November 29, 2007

Gordon Smart: time to rename Bizarre "Unzipped"

The growing sense that Gordon Smart's reign at Bizarre is slowly turning The Sun into a snickering back-of-the-bus read for thirteen year old boys isn't entirely helped by todasy's edition, which leads off with an "article" that consists of pictures of Jordan's breasts, headlined:
Bye to Britain's biggest bangers
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Then we've got a picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt's arse - newsworthy because, um, it's a bottom, apparently.

And the Christina Aguilera naked shoot for Marie Claire has also got him all hot and sticky as well - although he does describe the shoot as "classy".

2 comments:

  1. According to my calculations (A-Level Physics grade C), if Smart concocts a headline which includes the unloved nicknames 'Lady Mucca' and 'Bangers' in close proximity, the entire newspaper will implode, sucking in all nano-celeb-related piffle around it.

    Either that or he gets promoted. One of the two.

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  2. Gordon Smart [...]is slowly turning The Sun into a snickering back-of-the-bus read for thirteen year old boys

    Because it was like Newsnight before Smart joined wasn't it?

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