... but can we at least pretend we're surprised when it happens?

The seemingly inevitable Led Zep tour is starting to take on an unstoppable inevitability, with the Millennium Stadium coyly trying to catch Harvey Goldsmith's eye:

"Initially Harvey said they were only going to do a one-off gig, but now they are considering a tour," [Roger] Lewis explained.

"We [the Millennium Stadium] are the only stadium in Britain with a retractable roof and we can guarantee a perfect event for 70,000 people. There's nowhere else in the country that can do that."

That does, of course, assume that your sole definition of a "perfect event" is one where you don't get rained on. And not, say, "not being crammed in with 69,999 other people having to watch pinpricks in the distance" as your key criterion.