Gordon in the morning

Enjoying the perks of his new role, Gordon Smart has flown himself out to Vancouver for the first night of the Spice Girls tour. Naturally, the focus is on breasts:

They're back... and they're bigger than ever

(And so are the Spice Girls)

Gordon is delighted by the outfits. Or, rather:

one girdle-tight costume to another.

While the boss is away in Canada, the team back in Wapping are trying to match Gordon's tone. So, there's a new video from Tatu. Do we find out where they've been and what they've been up to? No, Smart's Bizarre knows what's important:

No snogging this time – but great underwear.

Oddly, though, they seem to have quietly dropped Gordon's "advent calendar" after three days.