More People than ever before

We're a little surprised that the Sunday People's VIP column has taken on a third writer - it's now produced by Alice Walker, Katie Hind and Emma Doonan. At this rate there's going to be more people writing the VIP column than actually read the Sunday People.

The quality of what they're producing also suggests this might be a few too many people. For example, there's this this totally made-up claim that Kylie and McCartney are going to record a single together:

M'N' M
By Alice Walker, Emma Donnan & Katie Hind

Kylie Minogue and SIR PAUL McCARTNEY are to record a single after the success of their duet on The Jools Holland Show.

A source said: "He says he trusts Kylie."

We're not entirely sure why Paul McCartney gets his name in capitals and Kylie doesn't - nor why Macca's knighthood is referenced when Kylie's OBE isn't. And how did it take three people to write that? Clearly not one doing fact-checking or anything like that.