3AM's pun is even blunter than Smart's:
LEONA LOSER
Charming.
We consoled a disappointed Leona who got nothing after being nominated for four awards - including Female Solo Artist, Album, Single and Breakthrough Act.
... and then went home to call her a Loser. Charming.
Apparently, Paul McCartney's performance was like scrubbing the world's minds with minderasers:
Beatles legend Sir Paul McCartney had the last laugh on money-grabbing Heather Mills in his Brits performance last night - by erasing her from his life.
Sir Paul dedicated his Outstanding Contribution finale to his late wife and love of his life, Linda. But he completely ignored Mills in a video montage of his life. The cheeky ex had been begging to come to the ceremony but Brits bosses were warned to keep her away.
Sir Paul dedicated his Outstanding Contribution finale to his late wife and love of his life, Linda. But he completely ignored Mills in a video montage of his life. The cheeky ex had been begging to come to the ceremony but Brits bosses were warned to keep her away.
Really? How odd he didn't choose to feature the woman he's in the middle of fighting in an acrimonious divorce in his best bits clips show.
It's not quite "erasing her from his life", though, is it? Not until the cash transfer goes through.
I like their suggestion that McCartney himself created the introductory clips package. I can see him now, poring over Windows Movie Maker, trying out every filter and transition with glee, until the whole thing looks less like a career retrospective and more like that episode of QED when Kenny Everett showed all the cool video effects you could do in Paintbox.
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