At first, it snickers because Marks and Spencer have airbrushed out some "lovehandles" from her Bikini photo shoot - although it tries to make it sound like the paper is disappointed at the treatment:
And although she looked in pretty amazing shape for a new mother, as these pictures show, the 29-year-old television presenter was given the Photoshop treatment to trim her curvy love handles.
Having printed pictures of her with these offensive handles and had a bit of a chuckle at them, the paper then decides she's also too thin:
[S]he appears to have lost even more weight, as she showed off a very slim figure at the Mayfair Personality of the Year Awards at the Grosvenor House Hotel earlier this month.
Myleene's ultra-slim appearance prompted onlookers to wonder where her famous curves had disappeared to.
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But her shrinking frame is likely to disappoint admirers - including fiancé Graham 'Gray' Quinn - who have celebrated her shapely physique.
Myleene's ultra-slim appearance prompted onlookers to wonder where her famous curves had disappeared to.
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But her shrinking frame is likely to disappoint admirers - including fiancé Graham 'Gray' Quinn - who have celebrated her shapely physique.
There is, presumably, a magical weight where Myleene could satisfy the Mail's demands. Or, possibly, someone who could decide if they're outraged by the airbrushing, or by the presence of "lovehandles".
nice one, i bet amanda platell has massive curvy lovehandles. yeah, so i know it's not quite razzle but the mail has been getting a little bit raunchy recently. you know, what with the picture of that dominatrix party girl appearing almost every day last week, then the decision to publish a picture of carla bruni's actual boobs on the front page yesterday...
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