Darkness at 3AM: Madonna amongst the moo-cows

Oddly, while Gordon is reporting that Amy Winehouse and Alex Haines are busily creating a music imprint, the 3AM Girls are insisting she's dumped him by text message. They can't both be right, although it's possible for them both to be wrong.

Apparently unaware that the line-up has been announced, the 3AMies are still speculating about who the headliners might be:

[Madonna] is just the latest name to be mentioned in connection with the June 27-29 festival.

Other rumours centre on Coldplay - back with new album Viva La Vida - and Oasis.

Well, yes, Madonna is the latest name mentioned in connection with Glastonbury. But look: now we're mentioning the late John Lennon in connection with the festival. See?

Apparently, Chris Martin couldn't bring himself to listen to the new Coldplay single yesterday. He's sick of it already, then.