Thursday, May 08, 2008

Darkness at 3AM: Snooker loopy

Of course, if Gordon didn't run tits and ass when he's got no actual gossip, he might be reduced to this sort of space filler:
We're not exactly huge snooker fans - and news of Rocket Ronnie O'Sullivan's personal greenhouse gas emission problem backs up our view.

The 32-year-old world champ (left) let out a string of, ahem, silent but deadlies during his big win at Sheffield's Crucible theatre.

It's not just that they're running a story about a snooker player farting, but the Big Win was on Monday evening. Hold the front page - man breaks wind four days ago...

3 comments:

  1. Jack8/5/08 8:26 am

    Not only that, but surely "silent but deadlies" are difficult to trace the source of.

    I think they should disclose the cause of their suspicions. It's important to know if their reasoning is based on "whoever smelt it dealt it" or "whoever denied it supplied it".

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  2. Anonymous8/5/08 12:20 pm

    Jack did it ... 'whoever makes the rhyme did the crime'.

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  3. Paul9/5/08 7:25 am

    I was at the finals, and no one was talking about this at all.

    Worst journalist ever?

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