News of the World asks, answers its own question

As Madonna performs the 975th "spontaneous" faux-lesbian kiss of her career to date, the News of the World runs a page of semi-famous women kissing semi-famous women and asks:

Why are so many showbiz babes obsessed with kissing girls?

The answer, of course, is because then the News of the World will run pictures of them kissing each other.

Although that's not what the paper's expert Pam Spurr believes:

"In fact it is the most common, male fantasy: being able to watch two women together and then hoping they'll get to join in."

No, Doctor Pam. You're wrong.

This is the most common male fantasy. It's just they never tell sex surveys.