Dreary Coldplay frontman CHRIS MARTIN is in town to promote his new album, Viva La Vida.
I obviously haven't heard it and GWYNETH PALTROW's better half has got far better things to do than waste time talking to me, but his publicist tells me I can make up any old quote I like.
"The new album is the best thing we've ever done," CHRIS tells me exclusively over a Bacardi Breezer in my fantastic south London bedsit. "The fans are going to love it."
I obviously haven't heard it and GWYNETH PALTROW's better half has got far better things to do than waste time talking to me, but his publicist tells me I can make up any old quote I like.
"The new album is the best thing we've ever done," CHRIS tells me exclusively over a Bacardi Breezer in my fantastic south London bedsit. "The fans are going to love it."
Awww. I thought it was going to be an actual copy-generating toy made out of Java or Flash or whatever-the-fuck.
ReplyDeleteIt's just a Gordon parody. If I want a Gordon parody there's one every day on Sun Online.
I think.