The hair comb-over

The News of the World has found space alongside the grovelling apology to the McCanns for printing chunks of Kate McCann's diary somehow assuming that she'd given permission to be slathered all over the paper to carry the, erm, important news that Natalie Imbruglia's gone blonde.

Actually, I say "found space", but given the apology is buried deeply in the website's news section and harder to find than even the dwindling Rav Singh section, that might be over stating the effort put in to the job. It's still more effort than Rav is putting in these days, though. Having decided 'woman has hair do' is a story, he's struggled to come up with commentary:

And I’ve got to say she looks pretty fair dinkum to me!

Actually, Rav, you really haven't got to say that. It might be better if you hadn't.