Dannii hits back, like a half-defrosted haddock fillet in a high wind

Ha, you just knew that Dannii Minogue wouldn't let Noel Gallagher get away with his suggestion that she was an inappropriate choice to judge other people's talents. She's had a week (and, presumably, the ITV press office) to come up with her riposte. It's going to be a zinger:

"I think he's just looking for publicity.

"I'm hoping he said it as a joke, I hate celebrity feuding."

Wow, that's going to sting... hold up... is that it? "I hope it was a joke; he wanted people to look at him"? And you hate musicians going up against each other in public - despite appearing on a programme that is designed round that very concept?