Darkness at 3AM: Foot in mouth

The 3AM Girls appear to have got hold of one of those 'I Can Dress Myself' books:

Beyonce's let it go to her head. Her hat, that is.

Where else, exactly, would you expect the hat to be, team? And is it possible to only let some of your hat go to your head? Perhaps by putting the brim under your armpits?