Madonna: seats left at all prices

Oh, dear: there are so many spaces left for Madonna's LA gig tonight, they've been reduced to spreading rumours that Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears might join her on stage. Ryan Seacrest is excited:

"If Justin and Britney end up on that stage with her...I don't know if I've ever seen anything quite like that before," Seacrest said.

Surely Britney/Madonna/Xtina was quite like that, though, wasn't it?

Rumours that Madonna has promised to return Britney and Justin's souls if they help shore up her crumbling reputation could not be confirmed.