Robbie Williams is not wanted for crimes

The Telegraph is all a-twitter - in the old sense of the word - having secured the first photo of Robbie Williams back on British soil.



Oh. Um, yeah. That's almost certainly Williams, and not just some bloke trying to distract photographers.

Hang about, though... there's something familiar about this guy...



I think the US Postal Service might have found their man. Do we get our reward?

[Wanted sketch from Criggo, which is very good indeed, by the way]