Gordon in the morning: Lee Ryan caught by the rozzers

As if the very idea of being hassled by the cops for smoking dope isn't amusing enough, Lee Ryan managed to get himself searched - outside the Mayfair Hotel, of all places - by accident:

A spokesman for Ryan said: "The police searched everyone who was around. Lee was in the wrong place at the wrong time."

This isn't the first time Ryan has been in the wrong place at the wrong time. He keeps wandering onto stages at times when people want to be entertained.

Gordon Smart keeps popping up on television during the commercials, mumbling about how brilliant The Sun's headlines are.

Yes, Gordon. No doubt people will be talking about this one down the pub:

Leona’s chic, JT’s a geek

People will speak of little else.