If you squint, he really does look like someone who looks a little like Simon Cowell

Of course, it's easy to poke fun at people who offer themselves up as celebrity lookalikes, but it's worth having a look at Simon Cowell Double. Mainly because he looks more like a younger Terry Woods off Emmerdale to me.

He's for hire, of course:

Meeting and greeting, mixing and mingling, judging or just being available for photos, who better than Simon Cowell.

Well, to be honest, I'd say Bruce Forsyth, or Barry Cryer, James May, Nemone, Liz Kershaw; possibly Tony Dortie? Quite a few people would be better than Simon Cowell, the sort of honking show-off who would destroy any event by attempting to recast it in his own image. I'm not sure, though, if having someone who turned out to not be Simon Cowell might be better or worse; the phrase "thank Christ, it's just a bloke who looks a bit like him" offers a clue, though.