Winehouse: Whole new ways to cry for help

Dean Piper, writing in today's Sunday Mirror, seems to grasp that Amy Winehouse's newfound embrace of the scalpel is an extension of her previous love of the pipe:

Once an addict, always an addict. And now it seems Amy Winehouse is battling a new addiction – plastic surgery.

So, does Piper approach the story delicately, or like a set of new punchlines in waiting?

I can reveal that just weeks after she pumped up her boobies from a 32B to a 32D she’s booking herself to go back under the knife – this time to sort out her beak.

Ha ha ha; she's addicted.

Is it a good idea for a singer with a distinctive voice to have her nose hacked about?