The twilight of the rock star: Noel Gallagher

Let's remember, the next time that Noel Gallagher pops up pretending to be some sort of rockstar wild figure, that he wants to own his own posh shed:

Mr Gallagher, who quit the band last summer, has applied to Chiltern District Council for permission to build a "refuge in the garden".

In the application he said the wooden octagonal building with thatched roof would be for "occasional use" by his family in their Chalfont St Giles home.

But, hey, you just bet that he rips the crusts off his cucumber sandwiches.