"Noel's wife Liz came up with the idea of putting a shop mannequin dressed in real clothes on the back seat so it looks like there is always a passenger on board.
'And to make it more realistic she gave the giant doll a mobile phone constantly held to her ear! Now Noel hardly ever gets bothered - and he's delighted.'"
It's quite inspired. Although you'd have thought having Noel Edmonds in the driving seat would have been more off-putting than having a rubber lady in the back.
Or you could get in and make him and offer at the end of the fare - Deal or No Deal!
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm rich and famous, I'm gonna show just how quirky and special I am by driving an ambulance instead of a normal car. But to make sure people don't bother me, I'll have a real corpse loaded in the back.
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