When the BBC is dead, this is the sort of thing we'll have to look forward to

From Radio Today:

Mercia mid-morning jock John Dalziel is taking a unique approach at supporting England in the World Cup.

The presenter will legally change his name to the name of the England manager Fabio Capello today following a vote from listeners to the Orion Media station.

It's a surprise people prefer BBC local radio, isn't it?