Dane Bowers tries what I believe is called a 'zinger'

Dane Bowers has taken a lazy pop at Victoria Beckham, his erstwhile collaborator in shame:

"I think she should stick to fashion design but she’d probably say that herself," he said. "The whole fashion thing is definitely where her future lies."

To be fair, Dane, I suspect you'd be better off trying designing jeans rather than releasing any more records.

Still, Dane is a little more generous about Beckham later on:

"She’s the first person to say that she’s no Mariah Carey but she can hold a tune. You don’t make it as far as the Spice Girls did if you can’t sing at all."

Although the presence of Mel B and Geri Halliwell in the band suggests his theory might be fundamentally flawed.