Savour flavours with Flava Flav

Never mind your celebrity Masterchef, this is your limelight-and-kitchen crossover:

Found and shared by the ever-excellent Awful Library Books, it's rappers. In the kitchen:

It includes such delectable culinary fare as, “Flava Flav’s Rice Pilaf.” Ingredients: A bag of rice and all your favorite sh*t.
Also, “Kid ‘n Play’s Beanie Weenies.” Ingredients: A can of beans, six hot dogs (cut in half) Directions: Heat and eat!

COOKING. DOESN'T COME. RAPPIER. THAN THIS.