Gordon in the morning: Watch out, Gordon

I suspect Mr Smart must be on holiday right now. He might find this disturbing:

Yes, that's one of his deputies, Sean Hamilton, appearing in the 'awkward-shot-with-celeb' photo. Supposedly Usain Bolt is "editing" Bizarre today, although it doesn't look like he's done anything other than give a brief interview. I can't really believe that Bolt had much to do with a story about Danny Dyer making rubbish films or something about Amy Winehouse's boyfriend.