He said: "I was nervous. It's not ideal to have to tell the whole nation that you're gay! I thought, 'Oh my god, this is big stuff'.Bless, Joe thought he was telling the entire nation and that it was "big stuff". Honey, only about six or seven people could even remember who you were, and one of those thought you were Susan Boyle's butler.
"But once I realised who I was as a person, I thought, 'Right, I'm just going to be honest'.
"It makes your life easier."
Still, I'm sure it did make Joe's life easier. By which he must mean 'it's easier to co-operate with the national newspaper which is going to out you anyway, rather than let it happen to you'.
This is beyond feeble. No one cared 5 months ago, Gordon, what makes you think anyone cares now? Pity the poor sub who had to turn 'Mc Elderberry in still gay shocka' into a workable headline.
ReplyDeleteI think the technical term for this is 'Slamming the Closet Door a Bit Harder and Exclaiming "Gosh, I Sure Am Glad to Be Out Of There, It Was Really Claustrophobic"'
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