Gordon in the morning: Speaking in tongues

I'd have thought the cash Rooney gets paid, everyone should get the go to toss insults at him. But apparently not:

MAN Utd's Federico Macheda stunned team-mate Wayne Rooney yesterday by branding him a "chav".

It might have upset a man who always pays for his own prostitutes and doesn't wear fake Burberry, but surely Wayne Rooney wouldn't actually be "stunned" by being called a chav?

Actually, Macheda called him a "coatto", which is more of a rural boor or braggard, surely?