Gordon in the morning: The smell of rotten flesh

Okay, maybe you can understand at this slow news time of year that you might run a photo which exists solely to promote Rihanna's perfume.

You might even forgive it being second lead on Bizarre, assuming you could find something interesting to say about the promo shot, which is Rihanna sniffing a flower.

What do you have for us, Gordon?

IT'S a good job RIHANNA hasn't got hayfever.

Otherwise the lass with a rose to her nose would end up looking a right state in this sultry shot for her own fragrance, which is called Reb'l Fleur.

Oh. "If she was allergic, the photo would have been awful." Righto.