Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Apparently Pete Doherty is still going

Pete Doherty - ask your parents - is in Germany making a film called Confession d'un Enfant du Siecle. As if that wasn't Sixth Form enough to have your toes curling, it seems like he might have broken into a record shop, smashing the window and pinching records and a guitar.

Police in Regensburg have confirmed three English men were arrested in connection with the crime; experts agree that "it certainly sounds like the selfish sort of asshat behaviour we'd associate with Doherty."


Olive said...

The cops say that they had a "famous suspect", which means it can't have been Doherty.

James said...

The shop owner has now released a statement, saying "The place was a mess, it took us ages to sort things out. The window was easy enough to fix, but some bastard mucked up the filing system, taking all our unsold copies of 'The Books of Albion' out of the skip and sticking them back on the shelves"

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