Lady GaGa rentsaghost

What's that, Lady GaGa? Alexander McQueen is controlling your career? But you do know he's dead, don't you?

Oh, you do.

"I think he planned the whole thing. Right after he died, I wrote 'Born This Way'.

"I think he's up in heaven with fashion strings in his hands, marionetting away, planning this whole thing."

Surely there's more pressing things to do in heaven than planting the idea that there's no difference between a sewing machine and a bacon slicer in people's heads?

McQueen's estate are currently considering what percentage of GaGa's earnings are due for ghostly management.