Pop stars plot presents

It's funny, MTV News is being online and thus hasn't a concept of a fixed space that needs filling, it still runs stuff that could only be classed as filler. Like asking some random people what they'd give to the happy couple. (Kate and William in this case.)

Adam Lambert suggested eyeliner for William:

"He could do that, he could rock that look. I think."

Have you even ever seen a photo of William, Adam? Really?

Ne-yo is a bit more practical:

"Three years' supply of sunglasses. Yeah, put them on. A bunch of baseball caps, throw those on, and try to move around like regular people," the singer said. "I can't imagine what it would be like having to live under that big of a magnifying glass your whole life ... and fake mustaches, that's what I'd give them."

Ne-Yo's idea of the gift of faux-facial hair isn't entirely unprecedented. Royal experts confirm that on his wedding day, Prince Edward was gifted with the most astonishing beard.