Gordon in the morning: Following in Steps' steps

This was always going to happen: After the Steps reunion, here comes the S Club 7 reunion. It's not quite out of the blue, as there's already a rump of a band:

J O'Meara, Bradley McIntosh and Paul Cattermole still play gigs at universities and clubs, as S Club 3.

In other words, nearly half of them haven't even got any dignity to lose.

The plan is to copy Steps' every movemake a reality TV show the heart of the reunion.

Reality TV? Yeah, that worked out well for Jo O'Meara before, didn't it?