He didn't say that mermaids wear trousers, he said they made her look like a mermaid. If you genuinely can't see how a pair of scale-effect trews and her pose could possibly resemble a mermaid, I despair.
Gordon is a cock and his column unmitigated bilge, but sometimes you come across as a bit desperate in your desire to put the boot in. It's disproportionate to any possible interest Smart could merit.
He didn't say that mermaids wear trousers, he said they made her look like a mermaid. If you genuinely can't see how a pair of scale-effect trews and her pose could possibly resemble a mermaid, I despair.
ReplyDeleteGordon is a cock and his column unmitigated bilge, but sometimes you come across as a bit desperate in your desire to put the boot in. It's disproportionate to any possible interest Smart could merit.
Did he nick your girlfriend or something?