Gordon in the morning: Be a little bit wiser, baby

Mel C has broken up with her partner, which need not detain us here. The headline on Stuart Pink's story should, though:

Two Become One as Mel C splits with her fella

They do realise in Gordon's team that 'two becomes one' is the precise opposite of what happens when couples split up, don't they? Or is the Sun now being produced by people who can't even understand Spice Girls lyrics?