Gordon in the morning: Cramming Andrew Mitchell into Myleene Klass' bra

The showbiz section of The Sun website leads today with a big puff for Myleene Klass' new range of pants. They attempt to somehow use it to keep the Andrew Mitchell story going:

Undie Klass
But posh Myleene's definitely no pleb

The link between former Hear'Say women wearing knickers and the chief whip swearing at police and then lying about it isn't entirely obvious. I'm not sure "definitely no pleb" applies, either, when the range is for Littlewoods, one of the more - ah - democratic stores.