Gordon in the morning: Oh well, whatever...

There's a round on Buzzcocks where the panel are going to be invited to spot the grown-up who was once the baby on the cover of Nevermind - this is meant to be a challenge, despite the way Spencer Eldon turns up on television and online more regularly than adverts for the Money Advisory Service.

They're on Never Mind The Buzzcocks. There's the baby from the Nirvana album. They have pixelated squares over their genitals. The headline, surely, is Nevermind The Bollocks?

It’s a case of Nevermind the Nirvana boy on the Buzzcocks

What?

If that sounds clunky, here's the teaser text designed to tempt people from the front page of Bizarre to the story:

PHIL Jupitus and Noel Fielding had to attempt to identify the 21-year-old version of the nude baby that was photographed in a swimming pool and would go on to be one of the most iconic images within music for many years up until the present day - in a new episode of the hit music-comedy panel show

I understand in one of Michael Gove's new exams, students will be invited to try translating that into English.