Gordon in the morning: Liam on a dog

There's a story from Jack Royston on Bizarre today that has lead the MSPaint whizzes at The Sun to come up with this, erm, image:

Apparently, then Liam got so drunk he tried to ride a dog. Although for some reason the newspaper has photoshopped him trying to shag the back of a dog's head.

He also tried to do a runner from the pub, Ye Olde White Bear in Hampstead And Highgate's trendy Hampstead, before settling the bill:

The manager, who asked not to be named, chased Liam down the street, waving the bill. He said: “After £300 of drink you forget things. He was happy to pay straight away when I caught up with him.”

Yes, manager of Ye Olde White Bear in Hampstead. You retain your anonymity by not letting them use your name.