Gordon in the morning: Man plays dull sport with "friends"

You might not believe it, but, for what feels like the 190th year in succession, Gordon Smart has spent a day playing golf to promote a computer game, and then written about it.

It's still not entirely clear why, if the computer golf game is so good, the producers pay for Gordon and his rag-tag band to play real golf on a proper golf course.

Gordon ends with an "I'll be back" warning:

The biggest tournament in golf will be back next year at Gleneagles.

Sweetie, your website will be behind a paywall this time next year. You might find PR teams less willing to pay for hijinks by then.