Really, Perez Hilton? Really?

I know Perez is well past his prime these days, but apparently this is what passes for insight these days:

Nicki Minaj Isn't The Only One! These Pop Stars Sampled Classic Hits In Their Songs Too!

What's that? Pop stars have sampled classic hits before Nicki Minaj did? Really? I'm shocked.

But she's the first one to use a drumbeat on her song, right? Tell me at least that's a new thing, Perez.