Monday, October 27, 2014

Taylor Swift hasn't done a murder but fears you'll be told she has

In an interview with Ellen, Taylor Swift has said her biggest fear is of being framed for a crime, like murder.

Of course, it's possible she's ALREADY DONE A MURDER and trying to plant the idea that she's been framed in the mind of a jury yet to be selected.

IT IS VITAL WE KNOW HOW OFTEN TAYLOR SWIFT HAS KILLED AND ACT BEFORE SHE KILLS AGAIN.

(Sidenote: Taylor Swift is excellent at being a pop star, isn't she?)

1 comment:

  1. Robin Carmody29/10/14 12:39 am

    If being "excellent at being a pop star" involves having a decades-out-of-date conception of who and what "the establishment" are and who and what they are worried about, perhaps it does.

    But we need new things to be excellent at, now.

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