tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post1771533632202250801..comments2024-03-28T09:33:26.444+00:00Comments on No Rock And Roll Fun: Gordon in the morning: What news of JLS today?Simon Hayes Budgenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07084524317888577404noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-31111083818768984822010-03-19T11:10:02.256+00:002010-03-19T11:10:02.256+00:00The line "and then we're just Ps" is...The line "and then we're just Ps" is genius. I am still cackling.Simon Hayes Budgenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07084524317888577404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-20789597804666896212010-03-19T10:10:03.152+00:002010-03-19T10:10:03.152+00:00"they're always raving to me about their ..."they're always raving to me about their Nando's VIP cards"<br /><br />*Bizarre phone hotline rings...<br /><br />Gordon: Hey hey hey, Serge from Kasabian you old roister doister, been larging it have we, why haven't you returned my calls?<br /><br />Marvin: It's Marvin from JLS.<br /><br />Gordon: Of course Marv, er, just pulling your leg, what have you got for me?<br /><br />Marvin: These Nando's VIP cards are amazing, we get free scoff and everything, can you mention it?<br /><br />Gordon: OK, what's the angle?<br /><br />Marvin: Well if we don't give them free publicity they take our VIP cards away and then we're just, well, P's.<br /><br />Gordon: It's not much to hang a story on. Still, that's never bothered me in the past. I'll just shoehorn in some gratuitous references to some of the Nando's menu options. Got anything else?<br /><br />Marvin: Lessee. I had a dream last night where I was a giant cheeseburger, and Graham Norton kept licking me and saying "hmmm, not quite right" and then squirting loads of extra mayonnaise on me.<br /><br />Gordon: Not sure about that one.<br /><br />Marvin: I bought some new socks last week.<br /><br />Gordon: Yeah I can work with that, de dum de dum, yep got it, JLSsssssock it to 'em. Perfect.<br /><br />Marvin: Cheers Gordon. Same time tomorrow?<br /><br />Gordon: Okey doke. Oh and if you see Serge from Kasabian can you tell him I still have a pair of his worn undercrackers?<br /><br />*Line goes dead.duckienoreply@blogger.com