tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post3768190888618500531..comments2024-03-28T08:08:05.102+00:00Comments on No Rock And Roll Fun: Peter Andre reaches the stage of sitting by the door looking sadSimon Hayes Budgenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07084524317888577404noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-84592176317528330722009-08-23T08:59:57.509+00:002009-08-23T08:59:57.509+00:00Do you suppose they had a meeting with lawyers - &...Do you suppose they had a meeting with lawyers - "no, Mr. Andre, my client is most insistent she should be the one to be seen putting it about while you stay at home sobbing."<br /><br />"Yes, Peter, as your lawyer I must say that does sound much more on-brand..."Simon Hayes Budgenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07084524317888577404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-40061312386150566342009-08-22T21:24:32.593+00:002009-08-22T21:24:32.593+00:00But just to clarify, this is a genuine break-up an...But just to clarify, this is a genuine break-up and not at all a tawdry micromanaged sham aimed at wringing out a few more products and TV series from the brand, scheduled with the cold precision of the Biggin Hill Air Show. <br /><br />Two questions spring to mind though;<br />1) How many recipes will he have had time to create in the tiny amount of time since their 'split'? Is this basically going to be a reprint of Delia Smith's 'One Is Fun' with a special insert detailing the recipe for 'Pete's Perfect Heated-Up-Ginster's-Steak-Slice with side-portion of Cry-and-a-Wank'?<br />2) Will their inevitable Christmas best-seller 'Jordan and Peter's Guide to Marriage (We Saved Ours and So Can You!)' explain that the best way to repair a break-up is to speed-dial OK! magazine every day with heavy-handed suggestions that you're having it off with someone else?Jamesnoreply@blogger.com