tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post5514971885869725306..comments2024-03-29T10:17:18.826+00:00Comments on No Rock And Roll Fun: Kanye promises not to be "Michael Jacksoned"Simon Hayes Budgenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07084524317888577404noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-27789384941306933752008-05-07T12:30:00.000+00:002008-05-07T12:30:00.000+00:00A prize? Thanks! Can I have the dark blue carriage...A prize? Thanks! Can I have the dark blue carriage-clock with 'Programmes for Schools and Colleges' in the middle, please? <BR/><BR/>*prepares to spend the rest of life counting down "5! 4! 3! 2! 1!" then making rocket take-off noises every minute*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-82384063767370308232008-05-06T20:52:00.000+00:002008-05-06T20:52:00.000+00:00I think James also deserves a prize for most amusi...I think James also deserves a prize for most amusing blog post response....Koshinokinshohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07820405287882252063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-26078208595371330062008-05-06T13:47:00.000+00:002008-05-06T13:47:00.000+00:00James, I think you deserve a small prize for the f...James, I think you deserve a small prize for the first mention of How We Used To Live on No Rock.<BR/><BR/>My favourite was the mother being arrested for shoplifting on the day the first supermarket opened in the town, having gone shopping during the 1966 World Cup Final.Simon Hayes Budgenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07084524317888577404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-19798921338752808272008-05-06T12:45:00.000+00:002008-05-06T12:45:00.000+00:00I love this bit: "The 2 huge screens on both sides...I love this bit: <I>"The 2 huge screens on both sides of the stage were glaring bright blue like when your DVD player acts up at home."</I><BR/><BR/>With one technical hitch, Kanye West goes from iconic 21st century hiphop artist to bumbling History teacher trying to figure out how to play a video about the Plague. I can see it now... <BR/>*blue screen appears*<BR/>Kanye: "Oh dear... Right, that's not meant to be happening... Hang on... *picks up remote control* Bear with me... It says I should press 'Play'... There isn't a Play button... I've got 'BBC1', 'BBC2', 'BBC3', 'ITV1', , 'ITV2'..."<BR/>Audience: "THAT'S THE TV REMOTE!"<BR/>Kanye: "Is it?"<BR/>Audience: "YES!"<BR/>Kanye: "Oh, hang on, I want this one... Right, I've pressed Play... Nothing's happening... Ah!"<BR/>*animated bear appears, halfway through song*<BR/>Kanye: "No, that's not the beginning... How do I... Ah, 'Rewind'"<BR/>*bear whizzes backwards*<BR/>Kanye: "Oh... Have we got to wait for it to get all the way back to the start?"<BR/>Audience: "NO! YOU PUSHED 'VISUAL SEARCH'! PUSH 'REWIND'!"<BR/>Kanye: "Are you sure?"<BR/>Audience: "YES! MY DAD'S GOT THE SAME VIDEO!"<BR/>Kanye: "Right... Stop... Rewind..."<BR/>*awkward pause*<BR/>Kanye: "Haha... My one at home's different to this... Nearly there..."<BR/>*clunk*<BR/>Kanye: "Aha! Right, 'Play'..."<BR/>*ludicrously overblown audio-visual space-opera extravaganza bursts onto screen*<BR/>Kanye: "HERE WE GO!"<BR/>*screen flickers*<BR/>*'How We Used To Live' opening titles appear*<BR/>Kanye: "Balls."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-56838977894800453272008-05-06T09:09:00.000+00:002008-05-06T09:09:00.000+00:00The thing that amuses me/causes me to despair most...The thing that amuses me/causes me to despair most is that the rest of the writing is fairly good. It's not lyk he iz typin lyk dis or nethin. (that took me far too long to type).<BR/><BR/>It's such a shame, because the rest of his lyrics are so great. Especially the ones where he's saying that all girls that don't immediately want to have sex with him are gay.Jackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08087425113165750888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-32008925456820288112008-05-06T08:13:00.000+00:002008-05-06T08:13:00.000+00:00I fkn h8 txt mssgs - how hard is it to type 'to' i...I fkn h8 txt mssgs - how hard is it to type 'to' instead of '2'. But I guess I'm not 'down wid da kidz'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com