Comments on No Rock And Roll Fun: Noel on a roll

karlt, i see your point, but feel you should remem...

2007-02-12T00:33:00.000Z

karlt, i see your point, but feel you should remember that this is the man who wrote:

"What you gonna do when the walls come falling down?
You never move you never make a sound.
and where you gonna swim with the riches that you found?
If you're lost at sea then I hope that you drown"

i'm not making some joke here. it may be simple but it's pretty good nonetheless. and yes i know 99 per cent of his lyrical output is COMPLETE UTTER TOSH. but there is the odd eyebrow-raiser in there (supersonic, headshrinker, ) which seperates him and his brother from the likes of embrace. only a fool wouldnt admit that.

saying that, damon albarn should really be getting whatever the brits are giving oasis...even if he doesnt please everyone, his work this century is waaaaaay more prolific than any of the other britpop dinos. awards suck anyways.

I feel a paradox on the one hand its Gallagher, lo...

2007-02-10T10:39:00.000Z

I feel a paradox on the one hand its Gallagher, lord of the idiots, but on the other hand he is being critical of Bongo and Thom Yorke.

I'm more puzzled about this 'Outstanding Achieveme...

2007-02-09T22:18:00.000Z

I'm more puzzled about this 'Outstanding Achievement' for which Oasis are to be honoured.
It must be very odd for Noel to be heading for his 40's and still not have had a single cogent thought about anything, anything other than what he was going to drink, snort or stick his cock in. Imagine that for a minute. Not a single idea has passed beteween that monobrowed fuckwits ears. Ever. Come on kids, let's get together on this and try and give poor little Noel a thought. About something. Just GBP45 will make Noel a Friend of the British Museum. A mere GBP135 will get him a subscription to New Scientist. Alternatively, the Early Learning Centre has tons of brightly coloured things that might attract his attention.
Please excuse me Simon. I've been drinking.

Sorry... that was a reference to how Noel's greate...

2007-02-09T17:02:00.000Z

Sorry... that was a reference to how Noel's greatest contribution was a song about doing cocaine, rather than Thom's. I suspect Creep is about little else than not being able to get off with someone.

i'm lost on the coke reference...care to fill me i...

2007-02-09T16:53:00.000Z

i'm lost on the coke reference...care to fill me in? creep wasnae about that was it?!