tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post7111032892222557000..comments2024-03-28T09:33:26.444+00:00Comments on No Rock And Roll Fun: Gordon Smart gurgles againSimon Hayes Budgenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07084524317888577404noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-36698878370612160592008-03-14T17:40:00.000+00:002008-03-14T17:40:00.000+00:00It's astonishing how bad the Bizarre column's got ...It's astonishing how bad the Bizarre column's got since GS took over. I was never a fan of VN, but this is ridiculous. Comparing Eva Longoria's breasts to Wagon Wheels? Describing scantily-clad actress Teresa Palmer as a 'trouser troubler'. It's the kind of stuff you'd expect from Loaded or Nuts. At least VN didn't bore me with random music 'stars' and football/sports stuff. It's all catered for the lads. Does he honestly think the middle-aged men who read the Sun are into celebrity gossip? Surely celeb gossip is mainly the domain of women and gay men? Someone needs to tell this dull, illiterate mysoginist excuse for a - cough - journalist he's destroying what was once one of the best showbiz pages on the planet. My flamin' toe jam could do a better job! C'mon Murdoch - sort it out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-10751539901298600892007-11-30T17:37:00.000+00:002007-11-30T17:37:00.000+00:00Eurrghh...Smart's actually taking the fun out of o...Eurrghh...Smart's actually taking the fun out of ogling good-looking women. And if that isn't criminal, I don't know what is.<BR/><BR/>Also, is 'fireman' actual British slang for one's cock, or is that just Smart? Over here, the only person who uses that euphemism is <I>South Park</I>'s Eric Cartman. <BR/><BR/>"Yes, the fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-52610740621306743432007-11-30T17:16:00.000+00:002007-11-30T17:16:00.000+00:00erm...not that i watch big brother...but that is d...erm...not that i watch big brother...but that is deffo aisleyne!<BR/><BR/>my 'fireman' would recognise those, urgh, 'bangers' anywhere.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-27200983418957465672007-11-30T12:29:00.000+00:002007-11-30T12:29:00.000+00:00This comment has been removed by the author.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16791983386715707495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-82877170411653564402007-11-30T10:42:00.000+00:002007-11-30T10:42:00.000+00:00Jolly good show Gordon. I was worried a gaping com...Jolly good show Gordon. I was worried a gaping comedy void (ooh-er) would open up after Vicky's departure, But they seem to have managed to find someone with even MORE prurient interest in ZZZ-lister tits and arse and even LESS interest in getting their facts right. May I refer you to <B>http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/<BR/>showbiz/bizarre/article509267.ece</B> for an example. (NB that's patently Orlaith from BB, not Aisleyne.)<BR/><BR/>Can somebody please launch Gordywatch?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-63369254762006114222007-11-30T09:53:00.000+00:002007-11-30T09:53:00.000+00:00Indeed, Gordon's shaping to be quite a strange lit...Indeed, Gordon's shaping to be quite a strange little man. I'd love to see his mobile phone, I bet it's heaving with surreptitious shots of women's legs on the tube (or whatever 'legs' are called in Smartese). <BR/><BR/>PS 'Rod Stewart's Daughter' reminded me of that advert on Living TV for their show 'Living With Kimberley Stewart'. It was hilarious. The voice-over opened with "Rod Stewart's daughter is feisty, famous..."<BR/><BR/>Yes, in fact she's so famous, she has to be referred to as 'Rod Stewart's Daughter' in a trailer for her own programme :(Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-32180754968621200202007-11-30T09:19:00.000+00:002007-11-30T09:19:00.000+00:00Gordon strikes me as being the sort of person who ...Gordon strikes me as being the sort of person who rubs himself up against female commuters on the tube during rush hour.<BR/><BR/>By the way, the phrase 'wibbly in my fireman' has made me spit Ribena over my keyboard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com