tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post881946202206364738..comments2024-03-29T10:17:18.826+00:00Comments on No Rock And Roll Fun: Gordon in the morning: New scandal as Sun team pay £1.40 for storySimon Hayes Budgenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07084524317888577404noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-3944130951581558672012-02-28T13:21:02.700+00:002012-02-28T13:21:02.700+00:00Careful - This could be a trap. Like when you ask ...Careful - This could be a trap. Like when you ask a child to write more neatly, and they snap back "FINE!! I'll write reeeally caaaarefully!" then proceed to spend ten long painful seconds theatrically crafting each letter. After some pesky meddlers pointed out that it wasn't really the done thing to get stories through phone hacking/email hacking/bent coppers, this could be Gordon responding <i>"RIGHT!!! Have it your way! I'll get all my stories from 'ethical sources'. Oh look, here's the Radio Times, I'll just copy a bit out of that, that's more ethical than hacking. Hang on, who's that on the phone? Oh, hello Mr Private Investigator! What's that? You've got a voicemail that proves Adele's going to marry Simon Cowell? Oh, that's a shame, I can't put that in the paper because I'm only allowed to use the Radio Times now. BYE! *angry keyboard-hammering*"</i><br /><br />Basically this carries on until the protagonist snaps "Oh for god's sake, FINE, hack all you bloody want, just stop turning out crap like this"Jamesnoreply@blogger.com