No Rock And Roll Fun

FOR ONCE, WE'RE SIDING WITH THE ROYALS: Ooh, isn't that Robbie Williams a card, eh? He's told Norway he thinks the British Royal family look like bulldogs. A-ha-ha-ha. Except, of course, they don't look anything like bulldogs, which are pudgy and beady-eyed, whereas the British Royal family have round faces, balding pates and sharp little features. Anne looks a bit like a horse, Charles like a really sad hatchet, Andrew as if Edward Heath had drunk a rejuvenating potion and Edward... well, Edward looks like someone who's perpetually forgotten where he left his umbrella. But leaving all that aside...



... you look as if you might have a bit of Phil Windsor's blood in you, if you know what we mean, Robert.